Week 16: 2015

welll this has honestly been the worst year of my entire life. idk what it is. 15 is not my number, because when i turned 15 years old it was the worst year ever lol. but anywho. there were only a few things that were worth remembering. like getting my job, my car accident, and those long nightss at ambers house lol. but i wouldnt say the whole year of 2015 was horrible, id say January through like the beginning of may was pretty cool. then over the summer till now seriously sucked so bad. probably the most stressfull time ever.

Week 15: The Snow

well i would first tell them that snow frikin sucks buttholee. its super cold and it makes you wreck cars. trsut me i know from experience. ive lived in illinois my entire life and i still just cant even with snow. its just too much, especially when it gets icy, cuz you'll slip and fall and break bones. and that is not funn. but idk some people like the snow, god knows why. i used to like playing in the snow but then i grew up and realizeed that i hate it. ESPECIALLY if i gets into your shoe and melts and it makes your feet and ankles cold and red. and that really hurts. but you should probably ask someone who  likes snow lol

Week 14: Secret Mission

well today i go to my locker, just to fetch my accounting book.. or so i thought. i look down and see this large envelope and so i grab it, stuff it in my bag and head for the bathroom. i lock myself in a stall and i open the envelope. its from beyonce`. as crazy as it sounds she wants me to join this cult. the Illuminati. she says in the letter that joining will make me beautiful forever and mortal. what should i do? should i join or what??? im so scared. so i pulled aside my closest friend. amber. i asked her what i should do and apparently she was a part of it! she said i need to join or else. so i did.

Week 13: Turkey Day

well here it is. its that time of year again. thanksgiving. last year i saw all my friends and family get taking away and slaughtered. i was one of the lucky ones who wasnt picked. but i got a feeling this year that im going to be next. and i was. i remember the man with the gloves forcing me into a cage and thrown onto a truck along with other turkeys whose familys and friends were taking this same day last year. i try to stay calm on the way to where ever we were going but i tremble. this is it. my time has come. i start to see light from the door open. as they carry me into a large building i make eye contact with another fellow turkey across the room and we both knew we were thinking the same thing. and then i feel a hand on my neck. and its dark.

Week 12: The New Sport

Pizza Frisbee!!
It is a game played with three or more players, involving a variety of different pizzas(not sliced) each player throws a pizza for five yards firs, then one of the players throws the pizza while the other player trys to catch it in their mouth. if the pizza is caught then that player gets to move back five more yards. if it is not caught then that player remains in the same spot untill a pizza is caught, and the player that has gone the farthest wins and gets to eat all the pizza. yay

Week 11: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

YOU KNOW WHY HE CROSSED THE DANG ROAD?!?! BECAUSE HE TRUCKIN FELT LIKE IT?! OR THEIR WAS LIKE CORN ON THE OTHER SIDE?! OR TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE?!?! LIKE WHO THE HECK CARES(sayss in peter griffin voice) I JUST CANT EVEN.  NO ONE CARES WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD. LITERALLY NO ONE. BUT IF ANY ONE JUST SEEMED TO HAVE SOME INTEREST IN IT I WOULD JUST TELL THEM THAT THEY TRUCKIN' FELT LIKE IT BRUH! like ughh i dont even care about the darn chicken. i jsut want to kidnapp it and make some chicken wings yum