Week 16: 2015

welll this has honestly been the worst year of my entire life. idk what it is. 15 is not my number, because when i turned 15 years old it was the worst year ever lol. but anywho. there were only a few things that were worth remembering. like getting my job, my car accident, and those long nightss at ambers house lol. but i wouldnt say the whole year of 2015 was horrible, id say January through like the beginning of may was pretty cool. then over the summer till now seriously sucked so bad. probably the most stressfull time ever.

Week 15: The Snow

well i would first tell them that snow frikin sucks buttholee. its super cold and it makes you wreck cars. trsut me i know from experience. ive lived in illinois my entire life and i still just cant even with snow. its just too much, especially when it gets icy, cuz you'll slip and fall and break bones. and that is not funn. but idk some people like the snow, god knows why. i used to like playing in the snow but then i grew up and realizeed that i hate it. ESPECIALLY if i gets into your shoe and melts and it makes your feet and ankles cold and red. and that really hurts. but you should probably ask someone who  likes snow lol

Week 14: Secret Mission

well today i go to my locker, just to fetch my accounting book.. or so i thought. i look down and see this large envelope and so i grab it, stuff it in my bag and head for the bathroom. i lock myself in a stall and i open the envelope. its from beyonce`. as crazy as it sounds she wants me to join this cult. the Illuminati. she says in the letter that joining will make me beautiful forever and mortal. what should i do? should i join or what??? im so scared. so i pulled aside my closest friend. amber. i asked her what i should do and apparently she was a part of it! she said i need to join or else. so i did.

Week 13: Turkey Day

well here it is. its that time of year again. thanksgiving. last year i saw all my friends and family get taking away and slaughtered. i was one of the lucky ones who wasnt picked. but i got a feeling this year that im going to be next. and i was. i remember the man with the gloves forcing me into a cage and thrown onto a truck along with other turkeys whose familys and friends were taking this same day last year. i try to stay calm on the way to where ever we were going but i tremble. this is it. my time has come. i start to see light from the door open. as they carry me into a large building i make eye contact with another fellow turkey across the room and we both knew we were thinking the same thing. and then i feel a hand on my neck. and its dark.

Week 12: The New Sport

Pizza Frisbee!!
It is a game played with three or more players, involving a variety of different pizzas(not sliced) each player throws a pizza for five yards firs, then one of the players throws the pizza while the other player trys to catch it in their mouth. if the pizza is caught then that player gets to move back five more yards. if it is not caught then that player remains in the same spot untill a pizza is caught, and the player that has gone the farthest wins and gets to eat all the pizza. yay

Week 11: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

YOU KNOW WHY HE CROSSED THE DANG ROAD?!?! BECAUSE HE TRUCKIN FELT LIKE IT?! OR THEIR WAS LIKE CORN ON THE OTHER SIDE?! OR TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE?!?! LIKE WHO THE HECK CARES(sayss in peter griffin voice) I JUST CANT EVEN.  NO ONE CARES WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD. LITERALLY NO ONE. BUT IF ANY ONE JUST SEEMED TO HAVE SOME INTEREST IN IT I WOULD JUST TELL THEM THAT THEY TRUCKIN' FELT LIKE IT BRUH! like ughh i dont even care about the darn chicken. i jsut want to kidnapp it and make some chicken wings yum

Week 10: Horror Film Fight

Well i think that Jason and Chuckie would be a fight to see. They both have weapons of sttabbing or peircing. But chuckie is super tiny so he would have the ability to slice his legs and be super quick. but jason, being much taller than chuckie, would have the advantage to  handle chuckie. like throwiing him adn what not. So i thimk it would start by chuckie going for the legs, maybe getting a few slices in along the way. then jason picks him up and throws him into a wall. And chuckie, being a doll, had realized his head fell off. and he died. the end.

Week 9: My Top Ten

Well I'm gonna chose my favorite top ten foods. Now you all have to understand how hard it is to chose only ten favorite foods. So here they are but not in order.
1.) Geo's Cheese Nuggets
            -These things are absolutely amazing. All they are, is dough, garlic salt and cheese. I would kill for cheese nuggets.
2.) Pizza Hut's Asiago Sticks
            -I was introduced to these amazing things about a year ago and they are yummy. No one even likes these things but mee. I don't understand why.
3.) Monical's Bread sticks/Dressing
            -There is no words to describe these. Just the sounds of chewing.
4.) My Garlic Dip
            -This dip recipe was passed down from my grandma to me. Seriously all it is, is cream cheese, garlic powder and milk. I legitley just eat it plain.
5.) McDonald's McDouble's
            -I will indeed get fat from eating these on a daily basis. But oh well.
6.) Cheese Fries
            -I don't know whose idea it was to put a cheese sauce on fries but they are a genius.
7.) Doritos-Nacho Cheese
            -I could eat like 50 family sized bags of these.
8.) Casey's Glazed/Chocolate Doughnuts
            -I seriously eat these everyday before school and I don't know how I am not fat.
9.) Casey's Frosted Sugar Cookies
            -All of my friends think I'm gross for loving these. But they are just so yummy.
10.) McDonald's French Fries
           -Im gonna gain 108389579347562349 lbs for eating these but they are so good.

Week 8: "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

"...except they were worn once. by charles hulo. he is dead now. but when he was alive he would wear these shoes when he would slaughter his pets. sounds creepy right? good. hes has had a couple pets but all dead now. anyways these  shoes have been professional cleaned, and shined. and can be worn for everyday activities. like running , jump rope or hanging your enemies from a treee. or whatever your little heart desires. these shoes are great for children, especially for new borns. they love to crawl around like animals. but yeah. shoes are for sale, never worn....just kidding.

Week 7: Creepy Stories

i hear the footsteps walking towards me and i cant think of anything to do besides stand there. i was frozen, who ever is there is stopped now right behind my backk. i can feel their warm breath on my neck. and then they whisper softly "night night gwennypoo" and then i feel their long think nails slowly scratch my back, i cringe in pain but yet i am still frozen, i look over at the clock... 12:07.. then without warning, they turn me around and shove their claws into my chest. they shove deeper and deeper and twist around and around. i look down and the blood from my heart is covering the floor. and then.. its dark.

Week 6: Disney Prince's

Jafar from aladdin is a very  misunderstood character. he was definatly bullied as a child and young adult. hes super tall. so he was probably made fun of becuase of his hieght. he probably got called like tall tard or giant buthead or something. he is just angery, he just wants to be accepted for who he is. so he trys to become king. he could be king of the lands and he would have the legal power to make everyone who made fun of him suffer. and so he trys so hard and does evrything he can to take the thrown from aladdin and be jasemines husband

Week 5: Bob Saget

well im pretty heated that i have to do this lol. bob saget sucks. but i guess me and bob would end up meeting at a mcdonalds or something. and we would travel the world together and eat fast food and get fatt. We would  run around sreaming "oh bob saget!" then between travels we would just sit and watch full house for hours and hours and eat pizza rolls. lots and lots of pizza rolls. pizza rolls and ranch lol. and mcchickkens,,, i love mcchikckens haa, bob saget is jesse's hero so i would introduce him to jesse and such

Week 4: T.V Shows

i dont think theres any specific tv series im looking forward to. i dont really have patience to watch a whole series. I used to watch glee every week. i love itt! but i just stopped watching it. i just watch cartoons all the time..well in the free time i do have. and thats another thing , i do not have the time to watch a whole seriess lol. as of right now ther isnt raelly any goood movies i want to see, maybe hotel transylvania 2. i am 12 so i think it would be funny lol. ive allready seen all the movies i wanted to see lol so i dont really care

Week 3: Expert

i am an expert at straitening my hair. i do it everyday and i know everything about it. i know different types of straiteners , different types of heat protectant. and different types of hairspray. i straiten my hair everyday and it looks perfect everyday. Its on fleek. Straighten my hair once a day and it lasts all  day long. its also so soft and healthyy. I use CHI heat protectant and tressemme' haairspray. and bedhead frizz controll. And my straightener was like135$. its absolutley perfecttt. i dont know how my hair isnt dry and dead becuause of the chemicals and heat, but oh well its hott

Week 2: Fighting With Myself

Well i usually fight with myself about the way I look. I never know if i look good in an  outfit or in a certain pair of shoes.. so i just say screw it and wear sweats and a t shirt. And then my friends always are like "gwen you never dress up" and i just argue with myself in my head about whether or not i want to look good or if i even look good. And then i just get frustrated. Another thing i argue wiht myself about is my feelings. I try so hard not  be upset all the time. I tell my self its okay and to get over it but then i think well its really not okayy and i dont want to get over it. but in all reality it really isnt okay but  i just need to get over it. its just chaotic.

Week 1: How's School?

Well school is going okay so far. I like most of my classes and the people in them. I just want this year to just be over allready. I know everyone says you'll miss it but I don't think I will. I'm having troubles focusing and stuff but that's only because of this break up. it really sucks but I'll be fine eventually. Anyways, I work at Geo's tooo. Which I absolutly love. Everyone there is super nice and funny. The only downside is I work with Jordan Kee..lol jk. School lunchs still suck though. When i get home afteerr 7th I feel like i havnt eaten in like 5 days because i wont eat those lunchs lol. But yeah i want it to be May 22nd allready!