Week 8: "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

"...except they were worn once. by charles hulo. he is dead now. but when he was alive he would wear these shoes when he would slaughter his pets. sounds creepy right? good. hes has had a couple pets but all dead now. anyways these  shoes have been professional cleaned, and shined. and can be worn for everyday activities. like running , jump rope or hanging your enemies from a treee. or whatever your little heart desires. these shoes are great for children, especially for new borns. they love to crawl around like animals. but yeah. shoes are for sale, never worn....just kidding.